Monday, April 03, 2006

Victim of a clever scam

I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to
know. This is to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your items in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for
a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last
Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also
yesterday and probably tonight. So please be careful.