Harbhajan Singh was watching the cricket match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him,"Are you relaxing?"
Bhajji answered,"No, I am Harbhajan Singh"
VRV Singh came and asked the same question.
Sardar answered, "No No I am Harbhajan Singh. Bhajjjiiiii yaaaarrrrr"
Third one came and asked the same question. Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking, he saw Sreesanth also watching the cricket match. He went and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Sreesanth answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Bhajji slapped him and said, "Idiot, सब वहा तुझे ढूँढ रहे है और तू यहाँ आराम कर रहा है"
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Chill Pill...
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is
like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a वेगेतारियन.
Think about it!
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance or what clothes we wear, but by what we are inside.
So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!
7. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks
But we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
8. Only 01 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
अब आप बताये किसकी सुने बापू दी या चाचा दी?
11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
पियो सर उठा के!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is
like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a वेगेतारियन.
Think about it!
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance or what clothes we wear, but by what we are inside.
So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!
7. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks
But we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
8. Only 01 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
अब आप बताये किसकी सुने बापू दी या चाचा दी?
11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
पियो सर उठा के!
Monday, April 07, 2008
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Another of Einstein's Theories
Einstein's was born March 14, 1879. He would be 128 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be know as...
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be know as...
Einstein's Theory of 'Relative Titty'
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