A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought, however, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me."
The applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms; red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms, finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and immediately stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "That's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Little Tony Jokes
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father ?
"The teacher asked,
'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the fucking difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said !"
LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"
TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to
use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful !'"
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."'
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father ?
"The teacher asked,
'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the fucking difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said !"
LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"
TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to
use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful !'"
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."'
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
The Sinner
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, And I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, And I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Monday, April 03, 2006
Victim of a clever scam
I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to
know. This is to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your items in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for
a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last
Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also
yesterday and probably tonight. So please be careful.
know. This is to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your items in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for
a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last
Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also
yesterday and probably tonight. So please be careful.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Number sequences from the angels by Doreen Virtue
The angels do their best to get our attention and to communicate with us. In this way, they help us heal our own lives. However, we often discount the signs that they give us, writing them off as mere coincidences or our imagination.
The angels say:
"We can't write our messages to you in the sky. You've got to pay attention and believe when you see any patterns forming in your life—especially in response to any questions or prayers that you've posed. When you hear the same song repeatedly or see the same number sequence, who do you think is behind
this? Your angels, of course
Number Sequences
Your angels often communicate messages to you by showing you sequences of numbers. They do this in two ways. First, they subtly whisper in your ear so that you'll look up in time to notice the clock's time or a phone number on a billboard. The angels hope you'll be aware that you're seeing this same number sequence repeatedly. For instance, you may frequently see the number sequence 111, and it seems that every time you look at a clock the time reads 1:11 or 11:11.
The second may in which the angels show you meaningful number sequences is by physically arranging for, say, a can to drive in front of you that has a specific license plate number they want you to see. Those who are aware of this phenomenon become adept at reading the meaning of various license plates. In this may, the angels will actually give you detailed messages (remember the Steve Martin character in the movie L.A. Story, where billboards kept giving him meaningful information)?
Here are the basic meanings of various number sequences. However, your own angels will tell you if your situation holds a different meaning for you. Ask your angels, "What are you trying to tell me?" and they'll happily give you additional information to help you decode their numeric meanings.
111—Monitor your thoughts carefully, and be sure to only think about what you want, not what you don't want. This sequence is a sign that there is a gate of opportunity opening up, and your thoughts are manifesting into form at record speeds. The 111 is like the bright light of a flashbulb. It means that the universe has just taken a snapshot of your thoughts and is manifesting them into form. Are you pleased with what thoughts the universe has captured? If not, correct your thoughts (ask your angels to help you with this if you have difficult controlling or monitoring your thoughts).
222—Your newly planted ideas are beginning to grow into reality. Keep watering and nurturing them, and soon they will push through the soil so you can see evidence of your manifestation. In other words, don't quit five minutes before the miracle. Your manifestation is soon going to be evident to you, so keep up the good work! Keep holding positive thoughts, keep affirming, and continue visualizing.
333—The ascended masters are near you, desiring you to know that you have their help, love, and companionship. Call upon the ascended masters often, especially when you see the number 3 patterns around you. Some of the more famous ascended masters include Jesus, Moses, Mary, Quan Yin, and Yogananda.
444—The angels are surrounding you now, reassuring you of their love and help. Don't worry because the angels' help is nearby.
555--Buckle your seatbelts, because a major life change is upon you. This change should not be viewed as being "positive" or "negative," since all change is but a natural part of life's flow. Perhaps this change is an answer to your prayers, so continue seeing and feeling yourself being at peace.
666—Your thoughts are out of balance right now, focused too much on the material world. This number sequence asks you to balance your thoughts between heaven and earth. Like the famous "Sermon on the Mount," the angels ask you to focus on spirit and service, and know that your material and emotional needs will automatically be met as a result.
777—The angels applaud you—congratulations, you're on a roll! Keep up the good work and know that your wish is coming
true. This is an extremely positive sign and means that you should also expect more miracles to occur.
888—A phase of your life is about to end, and this is a sign to give you forewarning so you can prepare. This number sequence may mean that you are winding up an emotional, career, or relationship phase. It also means that there is light at the end of the tunnel. In addition, it means, ''The crops me ripe. Don't wait to pick and enjoy them." In other words, don't procrastinate making your move or enjoying the fruits of your labor.
999—Completion. This is the end of a big phase in your personal or global life. Also, it is a message to lightworkers involved in Earth healing and means, "Get to work because Mother Earth needs you right now."
000— A reminder that you are one with God, and to feel the presence of your Creator's love within you. Also, it is a sign that a situation has gone full circle.
Number Combinations
The angels will often give you a message that involves a combination of two or more numbers. Here are the basic meanings of triple-digit, two-number combinations. If your messages contain three or more numbers, blend the answers from the different number combinations. For instance, if you continually notice the sequence 312, use the meaning of the 3 and 1 number combination, plus the 1 and 2 combination.
Or, if you feel guided, add the numbers together. Keep adding the subsequent digits together until you have a single-digit number. Then, look at the meaning for that particular number from the previously outlined list of number sequences that contain three identical numbers.
Combinations of 1's
1’s and 2's, such as 121 or 112—Our thoughts are like seeds that are beginning to sprout. You may have already seen some evidence of the fruition of your desires. These are signs that things will and are growing in your aspired direction. Keep the faith!
1's and 3's, such as 133 or 113—The ascended masters are working with you on your thought processes. In many ways, they are acting as mentors, teaching you the ancient wisdom involved in manifestation. They are sending you energy to keep you from feeling discouraged, and encouragement to stay focused on the true goals of your soul. Additionally, the ascended masters may be offering you advice. guidance, and suggestions on your life purpose. Always, however, they teach that every creation begins at the level of thought and idea. Ask them to help you choose wisely that which you want.
1's and 4's, such as 114 or 144—The angels are emphasizing strongly that you watch your thoughts right now. They counsel you to make a wish, as you are in a gateway that will manifest your thoughts right at this moment. (Note: 411 means "Ask the angels for some vital information that you need right now.")
1's and 5's, such as 115, or 551—Your thoughts are creating the changes in your life. Keep steering your thoughts in your desired direction. If the changes that you see forthcoming are not desired, you can stop or alter them by modifying your thoughts.
1's and 6's, such as 116 or 661—Keep your thoughts heavenward, and let go of materially minded worries. (Note: 611 means "Ask for help in repairing something in the material world that is irritating or bothering you right now.")
1's and 7's, such as 117 or 771—This is confirmation that you are doing great. You are on the right path, so keep going! This is a sign that you have chosen your thoughts well and that you should focus even more steadily on your objectives. Be sure to add appropriate emotions to your thoughts; for instance, feeling grateful for the gifts you have in life. Gratitude will speed the process of your manifestations.
1's and 8's, such as 181 or 818—You are nearing the end of a significant phase of your life. If you are tired of some part of your life, be glad that it will soon be healed or replaced with something better. Surrender and release those parts of your life that aren't working, as your thoughts of a better life are coming to pass.
1's and 9's, such as 119 or 199—A new door has opened for you as a product of your thoughts. You now have the opportunity to stare your thoughts in the face and come eye-to-eye with your own creations. Let the old fall away, as it is replaced with the new in accordance with your desires.
1's and 0's, such as 100 or 110—Powerful Divine guidance from God and the angels asks you to alter your thoughts. Perhaps you have been praying to be happier and healthier. If so, this is an answer to your prayers. God knows that the solution you seek is born within your thoughts. Ask God to guide the direction of your thoughts and support you during your time of transition.
Combinations of 2's:
2's and 1's, such as 221 or 112—Your thoughts are like seeds that are beginning to sprout. You may have already seen some evidence of the fruition of your desires. These are signs that things will and are growing in your aspired direction. Keep the faith!
2's and 3's, such as 223 or 323—The ascended masters are working with you as co-creators of your new project. They are telling you that they share your excitement and know that every-thing is working out well for you. The masters can see that your future is already guaranteed to be filled with the happiness you seek. Enjoy this new phase of your life!
2's and 4's, such as 224 or 244—As it says in the spiritual text, A Course in Miracles, "The angels nurse your newborn purpose." This is a sign that you have help from above in making your desired transitions. This is a time when you especially need to know that you're not alone. The 2 and 4 number sequences are a signal from your angels to tell you that they're working very closely with you right now.
2's and 5's, such as 255 or 225—Your prayers and intentions have been clear, strong, and without reservations; therefore, expect a change to come about faster than you may have fore-seen. Don't let it throw you when your wishes come true. They may come about in unexpected ways, so hold on to your faith. Talk to God often, and ask for reassurance.
2's and 6's, such as 266 or 226— A new purchase or acquisition is coming your way.
2's and 7's, such as 277 or 272—Have you recently applied for a new job, admission to a school, or a loan? These numbers signal good news. They ask you to hang tight and to not allow your faith to waver.
2's and 8's, such as 288 or 282—One door is beginning to open, and another door is beginning to close. Be sure to listen to your intuition very closely right now, as it will guide you to take steps that will ensure your steady abundance during these transitions.
2's and 9's, such as 299 or 292—If you've recently suffered a loss (job, lover, etc.), expect it to be replaced in the very near future. Everything is working in your favor, although there may be so much behind-the-scenes activity involved that you wonder if God has forgotten about you. Worry not! Feel the energy of your life, which is moving forward right now. You are not being punished by your recent loss. The universe is, instead, preparing you for newness.
2's and 0's, such as 200 or 202—God wants you to know that He has not forgotten or abandoned you. He loves you very, very much! In fact, God is orchestrating a wonderful new phase of your life. Talk to God often, and you'll feel this forthcoming miracle. God also reminds you of the importance of "Divine timing." Sometimes, certain factors need to fall into place first before your desired outcome can be reached. As long as you hold strong in your thoughts and faith, there is nothing blocking you from attaining your desire.
Combinations of 3's
3's and 1's, such as 311 or 313—The ascended masters are working with you on your thought processes. In many ways, they are acting as mentors, teaching you the ancient wisdom involved in manifestation. They are sending you energy to keep you from feeling discouraged, and encouragement to stay focused on the true goals of your soul. Additionally, the ascended masters may be offering you advice, guidance, and suggestions on your life purpose. Always, however, they teach that every creation begins at the level of thought and idea. Ask them to help you choose wisely that which you want.
3's and 2's, such as 322 or 332—The ascended masters are working with you as co-creators of your new project. They are telling you that they share your excitement and know that every-thing is working out well for you. The masters can see that your future is already guaranteed to be filled with the happiness you seek. Enjoy this new phase of your life!
3's and 4's, such as 334 or 344—You have a lot of help around you right now! Both the ascended masters and the angels are here to assist, guide, and love you. Reach out to them, as they are reaching out to you.
3's and 5's, such as 353 or 335—The ascended masters want to prepare you for a big life change that is imminent. They want you to know that they are holding your hand through this change and that everything will be all right. Embrace the change, and look for the blessings within it.
3's and 6's, such as 363 or 336—Your ascended masters are helping you manifest the material items you need for your Divine life purpose. Whether that means money for tuition or outlets for you to conduct your teaching or healing work, the masters are working to bring it to you. They want you to know that you deserve to receive this help, as it will better enable you to give to others.
3's and 7's, such as 377 or 373—The ascended masters are joyful. Not only do they see your true inner Divinity, but they also agree with the path that you have chosen. They want you to know that you deserve happiness, and to allow the flow of holy bliss that comes with your Divine heritage and chosen path.
3's and 8's, such as 338 or 383—"Keep going," the masters say to you. Boost the energy and focus of your thoughts and feelings. Realign your outlook with the knowledge of your oneness with God, everyone, and all of life.
3's and 9's, such as 393 or 339—This is a strong message to let go of situations in your life that aren't in integrity or that have served their purpose. Do not artificially hang on to situations because of fear. Know that each and every moment you are taken care of. It is vital that you hold a positive viewpoint about your-self and your future. This viewpoint actually creates what you will experience, so ask the masters to help you choose your thoughts from the high point of love.
3's and 0's, such as 300 or 330--God and the ascended masters are trying to get your attention, most likely with respect to a matter related to your Divine life purpose. Is there any guidance that you've been ignoring lately? If so, you may be feeling stuck right now. This number sequence is heaven's way of alerting you to the fact that you must do your part in the co-creation process. This means listening to and following your Divine guidance to take certain actions.
Combinations of 4's
4's and 1's, such as 441 or 411— The angels are recommending that you watch your thoughts right now. They counsel you to make a wish, as you are in a gateway that will manifest your thoughts right at this moment. (Note: 411 means "Ask the angels for some vital information that you need right now.")
4's and 2's, such as 422 or 442—As it says in the spiritual text A Course in Miracles, "The angels nurse your newborn purpose." This is a sign that you have help from above in making your desired transitions. This is a time when you especially need to know that you're not alone. The 2 and 4 number sequences are a signal from your angels to tell you that they're working very closely with you right now.
4's and 3's, such as 443 or 433—You have a lot of help around you right now! Both the ascended masters and the angels are here to assist, guide, and love you. Reach out to them, as they are reaching out to you.
4's and 5's, such as 455 or 445—Your angels are involved 6 in one of your significant life changes right now.
4's and 6's, such as 446 or 466—Your angels caution you that your focus is too much on the material world. They ask you to surrender your worries to them so that they can intervene. Balance your focus between heaven and earth, and know that your supply is truly unlimited, especially when you work hand-in-hand with the Divine.
4's and 7's, such as 477 or 447—The angels congratulate you and say, "Keep up the great work! You are on a roll. Keep your thoughts focused, because it's having a big and positive effect."
4's and 8's, such as 488 or 448—This is a message from your angels that a phase of your life is about to end. They want you to know that as things slow down, they are with you and will be helping to guide you to a new situation better suited to your needs, desires, and purpose.
4's and 9's, such as 494 or 449—The angels say to you that it's time to let go of a situation that has ended. They remind you that, as one door closes, another one opens. The angels are certainly helping you to open new doors and to heal from any pain that accompanies the transition that you are now undergoing. Please ask your angels to help you have faith that these endings and beginnings are answers to your prayers.
4's and 0's, such as 440 or 400—God and the angels want you to know that you are very, very loved. They ask you to take a moment to feel this love, as it will answer many of your questions and resolve any challenge.
Combinations of 5's
5's and 1's, such as 511 or 515—Your thoughts are creating the changes in your life. Keep steering your thoughts in your desired direction. If the changes that you see forthcoming are not desired, you can stop or alter them by modifying your thoughts.
5's and 2's, such as 522 or 552—Your prayers and intentions have been clear, strong, and without reservations. Therefore, expect a change to come about faster than you may have foreseen. Don't let it throw you when your wishes come true. They may come about in unexpected ways, so hold on to your faith. Talk to God often, and ask for reassurance.
5's and 3's, such as 533 or 553—The ascended masters want to prepare you for a big life change that is imminent. They want you to know that they are holding your hand through this change and that everything will be all right. Embrace the change, and look for the blessings within it.
5's and 4's, such as 554 or 544—Your angels are involved in one of your significant life changes right now.
5's and 6's, such as 556 or 566—Your material life is changing significantly, such as a new home, car, or other possession.
5's and 7's, such as 577 or 575—This is a validation that you are "en target" with an impending change that will enrich you either physically, emotionally, or intellectually—or a combination of all three. Stay on course and you will soon see the evidence of how the changes add to your own life and to that of those mound you.
5's and 8's, such as 588 or 558—This number sequence signifies that you are at the 11th hour, right before the change. Do not fear it, as you will be supported and loved throughout this change, which is now imminent.
5's and 9's, such as 599 or 595—In order for the new change to manifest, it's important to release the past. This number sequence asks you to let go of the old and know that it served a vital function during its time. However, life is fluid and change is inevitable. Know that the new is standing at your doorway, waiting for you to let it in. You invite the new in as you detach with love from the old.
5's and 0's, such as 500 or 550—An important message that lets you know that your life changes are in Divine and perfect order. They are a gift from God and in alignment with God's will for your higher self.
Combinations of 6's
6's and 1's, such as 611 or 661—Keep your thoughts heavenward, and let go of materially minded worries. (Note: 611 means "Ask for help in repairing something in the material world that is irritating or bothering you right now.")
6's and 2's, such as 622 or 662—A new purchase or acquisition is coming your way.
6's and 3's, such as 663 or 633—Your ascended masters are helping you manifest the material items you need for your Divine life purpose. Whether that means money for tuition, or outlets for you to conduct your teaching or healing work, the masters are working to bring it to you. They want you to know that you deserve to receive this help, as it will better enable you to give to others.
6's and 4's, such as 644 or 664—Your angels caution you that your focus is too much on the material world. They ask you to surrender your worries to them so that they can intervene. Balance your focus between heaven and earth, and know that your supply is truly unlimited, especially when you work hand-in-hand with the Divine.
6's and 5's, such as 665 or 655—Your material life is changing significantly, such as a new home, car, or other possession.
6's and 7's, such as 667 or 677—A validation that your thoughts and work with the material world are right on the mark. You have successfully balanced your thoughts and activities so that you are taking care of the mind, body, and spirit. Keep up the great work!
6's and 8's, such as 668 or 688—You are about to part ways with something in your material world, such as selling a possession. If you do not intend to lose or sell anything in your material life, you can change your thoughts and alter this direction. However, if you are intent on selling or detaching from some-thing material in your life, consider this a sign that your wish is about to come true.
6's and 9's, such as 669 or 699--Detach from your material items, especially if you have had any obsession with any particular type of material possession. This number sequence asks you to let go and detach. Also, this is a message that something in your life that you have sold or lost is about to be replaced with something better. Be open to receiving new possessions that exceed your expectations, as you are ready to be upgraded. You deserve the best!
6's and 0's, such as 600 or 660—This is a message from your Creator about your material life. Divine guidance from God asks you to focus less on Earthly desires. It's not that God is asking you to live an impoverished life, but rather, that your Creator asks you to try a more spiritual approach to having your needs met. Know that God is within you and is your source for everything you need. Simply hold faith and gratitude, and be open to signs or new opportunities that will bring your material needs to you. "Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and all the rest will be added unto you" is the heart of this number sequence's message. You can get more information on this process by reading The Abundance Book by John Randolph Price (published by Hay House) or by reading "The Sermon on the Mount" in the Gospel of Matthew.
Combinations of 7's
7's and 1's, such as 711 or 771—This is confirmation that you are doing great You are on the right path, so keep going! This is a sign that you have chosen your thoughts well, and it should inspire you to focus even more steadily on your objectives. Be sure to add appropriate emotions to your thoughts—for instance, feeling grateful for the gifts you have in life. Gratitude will speed the process of your manifestations.
7's and 2's, such as 722 or 772—Have you recently applied for a new job, admission to a school, or a loan? These numbers signal good news. They ask you to hang tight and not to allow your faith to waver.
7's and 3's, such as 773 or 733—The ascended masters are joyful. Not only do they see your true inner Divinity, but they also agree with the path that you have chosen. They want you to know that you deserve happiness, and to allow the flow of holy bliss that comes with your Divine heritage and chosen path.
7's and 4's, such as 774 or 774—The angels congratulate
you and say, "Keep up the great work! You are on a roll. Keep your thoughts focused, because it's having a big and positive effect."
7's and 5's, such as 775 or 755—This is a validation that you are "on target" with an impending change that will enrich you either physically, emotionally, or intellectually—or a combination of all three. Stay on course and you will soon see the evidence of how the changes add to your own life, and to that of those around you.
7's and 6's, such as 776 or 766—A validation that your thoughts and work with the material world are right on the mark. You have successfully balanced your thoughts and activities so that you are taking care of the mind, body, and spirit. Keep up the great work!
7's and 8's, such as 778 or 788—Have you been feeling that some part of your life, such as a job or a relationship, is ending? This is a validation that your feelings are correct. The end could mean a significant positive change in the situation, or it could mean that some part of your life is nearing completion. Regardless, this number sequence heralds good news about a forthcoming positive change involving the completion of an intense situation. Hang tight, because your life is about to get easier.
7's and 9's, such as 779 or 799—Congratulations! You are shedding old parts of your life that no longer fit who you are. You are living a more authentic life that is in integrity with your highest view of yourself. This number sequence applauds your decisions to live honestly.
7's and 0's, such as 700 or 770—An "atta boy" or "atta girl" directly from God, giving you accolades for the mental, spiritual, and physical work you've been doing. You are helping yourself and many other people with your current path, and God asks you to continue with your great work.
Combinations of 8's
8's and 1's, such as 811 or 881—You are nearing the end of a significant phase of your life. If you are tired of some part of your life, be glad that it will soon be healed or replaced with something better. Surrender and release those parts of your life that aren't working, as your thoughts of a better life are coming to pass.
8's and 2's, such as 822 or 882—One door is beginning to open, and another door is beginning to close. Be sure to listen to your intuition very closely right now, as it will guide you to take steps that will ensure your steady abundance during these transitions.
8's and 3's, such as 883 or 833—"Keep going," the masters say to you. Boost the energy and focus of your thoughts and feelings. Realign your outlook with the knowledge of your oneness with God, everyone, and all of life.
8's and 4's, such as 884 or 844—This is a message from your angels that a phase of your life is about to end. They want you to know that as things slow down, they are with you and will be helping to guide you to a new situation better suited to your needs, desires, and purpose.
8's and 5's, such as 885 or 855—This number sequence signifies that you are at the 11th hour, right before the change. Do not fear this change, as you will be supported and loved through-out this change, which is now imminent.
8's and 6's, such as 886 or 866—You are about to part ways with something in your material world, such as selling a possession. If you do not intend to lose or sell anything in your mated-at life, you can change your thoughts and alter this direction. However, if you are intent on selling or detaching from some-thing material in your life, consider this a sign that your wish is about to come true.
8's and 7's, such as 887 or 877--Have you been feeling that some part of your life, such as a job or a relationship, is ending? This is a validation that your feelings are correct. The end could mean a significant positive change in the situation, or it could mean that some part of your life is nearing completion. Regardless, this number sequence heralds good news about a forthcoming positive change involving the completion of an intense situation. Hang tight, because your life is about to get easier.
8's and 9's, such as 889 or 899—Some significant phase in your life has come to an end, bringing with it other events that will also end in a domino effect. Like a train coming to the end of the line, one car will stop while the following train cars will take a moment to slow down before stopping. This number sequence is a message that you are going through a chain of event, where many parts of your life are slowing and stopping. Worry not, though, because these changes are necessary for new sequences and circumstances to begin for you.
8's and 0's, such as 800 or 808—A message from your Divine Creator, signifying that the impending endings are part of your overall Divine plan. They are answers to your prayers, and are in alignment with God's will for you. Ask God to help you allay any fears or worries you may have about these upcoming changes.
Combinations of 9's
9's and 1's, such as 991 or 919—A new door has opened for you as a product of your thoughts. You now have the opportunity to stare your thoughts in the face and come eye-to-eye with your own creations. Let the old fall away, as it is replaced with the new in accordance with your desires.
9's and 2's, such as 992 or 922—If you've recently suffered a loss (job, lover, etc.), expect it to be replaced in the very near future. Everything is working in your favor, although there may be so much behind-the-scenes" activity involved that you wonder if God has forgotten about you. Worry not! Feel the energy of your life, which is moving forward right now. You are not being punished by your recent loss. The universe is, instead, preparing you for newness.
9's and 3's, such as 993 or 939—A strong message to let go of situations in your life that aren't in integrity or that have served their purpose. Do not artificially hang on to situations because of fears. Know that each and every moment you are taken care of. It is vital that you hold a positive viewpoint about yourself and your future. This viewpoint actually creates what you will experience, so ask the masters to help you choose your thoughts from the high paint of love.
9's and 4's, such as 994 or 944—The angels say to you that it's time to let go of a situation that has ended. They remind you that as one door closes, another one opens. The angels are certainly helping you open new doors and to heal from any pain that accompanies the transition that you are now undergoing. Please ask your angels to help you to have faith that these endings and beginnings are answers to your prayers.
9's and 5's, such as 959 or 995—In order for the new change to manifest, it's important to release the past. This number sequence asks you to let go of the old and know that it served a vital function during its time. However, life is fluid and change is inevitable. Know that the new is standing at your doorway, waiting for you to let it in. You invite the new in as you detach with love from the old.
9's and 6's, such as 966 or 996—Detach from your material items, especially if you have had any obsession with any particular type of material possession. This number sequence asks you to let go and detach. Also, it is a message that something in your life that you have sold or lost is about to be replaced with something better. Be open to receiving new possessions that exceed your expectations, as you are ready to be upgraded. You deserve the best!
9's and 7's, such as 977 or 997—Congratulations! You are shedding old parts of your life that no longer fit who you are. You are living a more authentic life that is in integrity with your highest view of yourself. This number sequence applauds your decisions to live honestly.
9's and 8's, such as 998 or 988—Some significant phase in your life has come to an end, bringing with it other events that will also end in a domino effect. Like a train coming to the end of the line, one car will stop while the following train cars will take a moment to slow down before stopping. This number sequence is a message that you are going through a chain of events where a lot of parts of your life are slowing and stopping. Worry not, though, because these changes are necessary for new sequences and circumstances to begin for you.
9's and 0's, such as 900 or 909—This is a message from your Creator signifying that the part of your life that has just ended is Divinely guided. Nothing is ever truly lost. There is no death, and there are no accidents. Your recent life change, in which a significant part of your life has been halted or altered, is actually an answer to your prayer. God is letting you know that He is not taking anything away from you or "causing" your loss. Rather, your life plan or prayers called this life change to you, through your own God-given power. Be willing to forgive every-one involved so that you can be light and free as you enter into a beautiful new phase of life.
Combinations of 0's
0's and 1's, such as 001 or 010—Powerful Divine guidance from God and the angels asks you to alter your thoughts. Perhaps you have been praying to be happier and healthier. If so, this is an answer to your prayers. God knows that the solution for which you seek is born within your thoughts. Ask God to guide the direction of your thoughts, and support you during your time of transition.
0's and 2's, such as 002 or 020—God wants you to know , that He has not forgotten or abandoned you. He loves you very, very much! In fact, God is orchestrating a wonderful new phase of your life for you. Talk to God often, and you'll feel this forth-coming miracle. God also reminds you about the importance of "Divine timing" Sometimes certain factors need to fall into place first before your desired outcome can be reached. As long as you hold strong in your thoughts and faith, there is nothing blocking you from attaining your desire.
0's and 3's, such as 003 or 300—God and the ascended masters are trying to get your attention, most likely related to your Divine life purpose. Is there any guidance that you've been ignoring lately? If so, you may be feeling stuck right now. This number sequence is heaven's may of alerting you to the fact that you must do your part in the co-creation process. This means listening to and following your Divine guidance to take certain actions.
0's and 4's, such as 040 or 400—Gad and the angels want you to know that you are very, very loved. They ask you to take a moment to feel this love, as it will answer many of your questions and resolve any challenge.
On and 5's, such as 050 or 055's; and 0's, such as 500 or 550—An important message that lets you know that your life changes are in Divine and perfect order. They are a gift from God, and in alignment with God's will for your higher self.
0's and 6's, such as 006 or 066—A message from your Creator about your material life. Divine guidance from God asks you to let go of being overly focused on Earthly desires. It's not that God is asking you to live an impoverished life, but that your Creator asks you to have a more spiritual approach to having your needs met. Know that God is within you and is your source for everything you need. Simply hold faith and gratitude, and be open to intuition or new opportunities that will bring your material needs to you. "Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and all the rest will be added unto you" is the heart of this number sequence's message. You can get more information on this process by reading The Abundance Book by John Randolph Price (published by Hay House) or by reading "The Sermon on the Mount" in the Gospel of Matthew.
0's and 7's, such as 007 or 070—A pat on the back from God, giving you accolades for the mental, spiritual, and physical work you've been doing. You are helping yourself and many other people with your current path, and God asks you to continue with your great work.
0's and 8's, such as 088 or 080—A message from your Divine Creator signifying that the impending endings are part of your overall Divine plan. They are answers to your prayers, and are in alignment with God's will for you. Ask God to help you allay any fears or worries you may have about these upcoming changes.
0's and 9's, such as 099 or 090—A message from your Creator signifying that the part of your life that has just ended is Divinely guided. Nothing is ever truly lost. There is no death and there are no accidents. Your recent life change, in which a significant part of your life has been halted or altered, is actually an answer to your prayer. God is letting you know that He is not taking anything away from you or "causing" your loss. Rather, your life plan or prayers called this life change to you through your own God-given power. Be willing to forgive everyone involved so that you can be light and free as you enter into a beautiful new phase of life.
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The angels say:
"We can't write our messages to you in the sky. You've got to pay attention and believe when you see any patterns forming in your life—especially in response to any questions or prayers that you've posed. When you hear the same song repeatedly or see the same number sequence, who do you think is behind
this? Your angels, of course
Number Sequences
Your angels often communicate messages to you by showing you sequences of numbers. They do this in two ways. First, they subtly whisper in your ear so that you'll look up in time to notice the clock's time or a phone number on a billboard. The angels hope you'll be aware that you're seeing this same number sequence repeatedly. For instance, you may frequently see the number sequence 111, and it seems that every time you look at a clock the time reads 1:11 or 11:11.
The second may in which the angels show you meaningful number sequences is by physically arranging for, say, a can to drive in front of you that has a specific license plate number they want you to see. Those who are aware of this phenomenon become adept at reading the meaning of various license plates. In this may, the angels will actually give you detailed messages (remember the Steve Martin character in the movie L.A. Story, where billboards kept giving him meaningful information)?
Here are the basic meanings of various number sequences. However, your own angels will tell you if your situation holds a different meaning for you. Ask your angels, "What are you trying to tell me?" and they'll happily give you additional information to help you decode their numeric meanings.
111—Monitor your thoughts carefully, and be sure to only think about what you want, not what you don't want. This sequence is a sign that there is a gate of opportunity opening up, and your thoughts are manifesting into form at record speeds. The 111 is like the bright light of a flashbulb. It means that the universe has just taken a snapshot of your thoughts and is manifesting them into form. Are you pleased with what thoughts the universe has captured? If not, correct your thoughts (ask your angels to help you with this if you have difficult controlling or monitoring your thoughts).
222—Your newly planted ideas are beginning to grow into reality. Keep watering and nurturing them, and soon they will push through the soil so you can see evidence of your manifestation. In other words, don't quit five minutes before the miracle. Your manifestation is soon going to be evident to you, so keep up the good work! Keep holding positive thoughts, keep affirming, and continue visualizing.
333—The ascended masters are near you, desiring you to know that you have their help, love, and companionship. Call upon the ascended masters often, especially when you see the number 3 patterns around you. Some of the more famous ascended masters include Jesus, Moses, Mary, Quan Yin, and Yogananda.
444—The angels are surrounding you now, reassuring you of their love and help. Don't worry because the angels' help is nearby.
555--Buckle your seatbelts, because a major life change is upon you. This change should not be viewed as being "positive" or "negative," since all change is but a natural part of life's flow. Perhaps this change is an answer to your prayers, so continue seeing and feeling yourself being at peace.
666—Your thoughts are out of balance right now, focused too much on the material world. This number sequence asks you to balance your thoughts between heaven and earth. Like the famous "Sermon on the Mount," the angels ask you to focus on spirit and service, and know that your material and emotional needs will automatically be met as a result.
777—The angels applaud you—congratulations, you're on a roll! Keep up the good work and know that your wish is coming
true. This is an extremely positive sign and means that you should also expect more miracles to occur.
888—A phase of your life is about to end, and this is a sign to give you forewarning so you can prepare. This number sequence may mean that you are winding up an emotional, career, or relationship phase. It also means that there is light at the end of the tunnel. In addition, it means, ''The crops me ripe. Don't wait to pick and enjoy them." In other words, don't procrastinate making your move or enjoying the fruits of your labor.
999—Completion. This is the end of a big phase in your personal or global life. Also, it is a message to lightworkers involved in Earth healing and means, "Get to work because Mother Earth needs you right now."
000— A reminder that you are one with God, and to feel the presence of your Creator's love within you. Also, it is a sign that a situation has gone full circle.
Number Combinations
The angels will often give you a message that involves a combination of two or more numbers. Here are the basic meanings of triple-digit, two-number combinations. If your messages contain three or more numbers, blend the answers from the different number combinations. For instance, if you continually notice the sequence 312, use the meaning of the 3 and 1 number combination, plus the 1 and 2 combination.
Or, if you feel guided, add the numbers together. Keep adding the subsequent digits together until you have a single-digit number. Then, look at the meaning for that particular number from the previously outlined list of number sequences that contain three identical numbers.
Combinations of 1's
1’s and 2's, such as 121 or 112—Our thoughts are like seeds that are beginning to sprout. You may have already seen some evidence of the fruition of your desires. These are signs that things will and are growing in your aspired direction. Keep the faith!
1's and 3's, such as 133 or 113—The ascended masters are working with you on your thought processes. In many ways, they are acting as mentors, teaching you the ancient wisdom involved in manifestation. They are sending you energy to keep you from feeling discouraged, and encouragement to stay focused on the true goals of your soul. Additionally, the ascended masters may be offering you advice. guidance, and suggestions on your life purpose. Always, however, they teach that every creation begins at the level of thought and idea. Ask them to help you choose wisely that which you want.
1's and 4's, such as 114 or 144—The angels are emphasizing strongly that you watch your thoughts right now. They counsel you to make a wish, as you are in a gateway that will manifest your thoughts right at this moment. (Note: 411 means "Ask the angels for some vital information that you need right now.")
1's and 5's, such as 115, or 551—Your thoughts are creating the changes in your life. Keep steering your thoughts in your desired direction. If the changes that you see forthcoming are not desired, you can stop or alter them by modifying your thoughts.
1's and 6's, such as 116 or 661—Keep your thoughts heavenward, and let go of materially minded worries. (Note: 611 means "Ask for help in repairing something in the material world that is irritating or bothering you right now.")
1's and 7's, such as 117 or 771—This is confirmation that you are doing great. You are on the right path, so keep going! This is a sign that you have chosen your thoughts well and that you should focus even more steadily on your objectives. Be sure to add appropriate emotions to your thoughts; for instance, feeling grateful for the gifts you have in life. Gratitude will speed the process of your manifestations.
1's and 8's, such as 181 or 818—You are nearing the end of a significant phase of your life. If you are tired of some part of your life, be glad that it will soon be healed or replaced with something better. Surrender and release those parts of your life that aren't working, as your thoughts of a better life are coming to pass.
1's and 9's, such as 119 or 199—A new door has opened for you as a product of your thoughts. You now have the opportunity to stare your thoughts in the face and come eye-to-eye with your own creations. Let the old fall away, as it is replaced with the new in accordance with your desires.
1's and 0's, such as 100 or 110—Powerful Divine guidance from God and the angels asks you to alter your thoughts. Perhaps you have been praying to be happier and healthier. If so, this is an answer to your prayers. God knows that the solution you seek is born within your thoughts. Ask God to guide the direction of your thoughts and support you during your time of transition.
Combinations of 2's:
2's and 1's, such as 221 or 112—Your thoughts are like seeds that are beginning to sprout. You may have already seen some evidence of the fruition of your desires. These are signs that things will and are growing in your aspired direction. Keep the faith!
2's and 3's, such as 223 or 323—The ascended masters are working with you as co-creators of your new project. They are telling you that they share your excitement and know that every-thing is working out well for you. The masters can see that your future is already guaranteed to be filled with the happiness you seek. Enjoy this new phase of your life!
2's and 4's, such as 224 or 244—As it says in the spiritual text, A Course in Miracles, "The angels nurse your newborn purpose." This is a sign that you have help from above in making your desired transitions. This is a time when you especially need to know that you're not alone. The 2 and 4 number sequences are a signal from your angels to tell you that they're working very closely with you right now.
2's and 5's, such as 255 or 225—Your prayers and intentions have been clear, strong, and without reservations; therefore, expect a change to come about faster than you may have fore-seen. Don't let it throw you when your wishes come true. They may come about in unexpected ways, so hold on to your faith. Talk to God often, and ask for reassurance.
2's and 6's, such as 266 or 226— A new purchase or acquisition is coming your way.
2's and 7's, such as 277 or 272—Have you recently applied for a new job, admission to a school, or a loan? These numbers signal good news. They ask you to hang tight and to not allow your faith to waver.
2's and 8's, such as 288 or 282—One door is beginning to open, and another door is beginning to close. Be sure to listen to your intuition very closely right now, as it will guide you to take steps that will ensure your steady abundance during these transitions.
2's and 9's, such as 299 or 292—If you've recently suffered a loss (job, lover, etc.), expect it to be replaced in the very near future. Everything is working in your favor, although there may be so much behind-the-scenes activity involved that you wonder if God has forgotten about you. Worry not! Feel the energy of your life, which is moving forward right now. You are not being punished by your recent loss. The universe is, instead, preparing you for newness.
2's and 0's, such as 200 or 202—God wants you to know that He has not forgotten or abandoned you. He loves you very, very much! In fact, God is orchestrating a wonderful new phase of your life. Talk to God often, and you'll feel this forthcoming miracle. God also reminds you of the importance of "Divine timing." Sometimes, certain factors need to fall into place first before your desired outcome can be reached. As long as you hold strong in your thoughts and faith, there is nothing blocking you from attaining your desire.
Combinations of 3's
3's and 1's, such as 311 or 313—The ascended masters are working with you on your thought processes. In many ways, they are acting as mentors, teaching you the ancient wisdom involved in manifestation. They are sending you energy to keep you from feeling discouraged, and encouragement to stay focused on the true goals of your soul. Additionally, the ascended masters may be offering you advice, guidance, and suggestions on your life purpose. Always, however, they teach that every creation begins at the level of thought and idea. Ask them to help you choose wisely that which you want.
3's and 2's, such as 322 or 332—The ascended masters are working with you as co-creators of your new project. They are telling you that they share your excitement and know that every-thing is working out well for you. The masters can see that your future is already guaranteed to be filled with the happiness you seek. Enjoy this new phase of your life!
3's and 4's, such as 334 or 344—You have a lot of help around you right now! Both the ascended masters and the angels are here to assist, guide, and love you. Reach out to them, as they are reaching out to you.
3's and 5's, such as 353 or 335—The ascended masters want to prepare you for a big life change that is imminent. They want you to know that they are holding your hand through this change and that everything will be all right. Embrace the change, and look for the blessings within it.
3's and 6's, such as 363 or 336—Your ascended masters are helping you manifest the material items you need for your Divine life purpose. Whether that means money for tuition or outlets for you to conduct your teaching or healing work, the masters are working to bring it to you. They want you to know that you deserve to receive this help, as it will better enable you to give to others.
3's and 7's, such as 377 or 373—The ascended masters are joyful. Not only do they see your true inner Divinity, but they also agree with the path that you have chosen. They want you to know that you deserve happiness, and to allow the flow of holy bliss that comes with your Divine heritage and chosen path.
3's and 8's, such as 338 or 383—"Keep going," the masters say to you. Boost the energy and focus of your thoughts and feelings. Realign your outlook with the knowledge of your oneness with God, everyone, and all of life.
3's and 9's, such as 393 or 339—This is a strong message to let go of situations in your life that aren't in integrity or that have served their purpose. Do not artificially hang on to situations because of fear. Know that each and every moment you are taken care of. It is vital that you hold a positive viewpoint about your-self and your future. This viewpoint actually creates what you will experience, so ask the masters to help you choose your thoughts from the high point of love.
3's and 0's, such as 300 or 330--God and the ascended masters are trying to get your attention, most likely with respect to a matter related to your Divine life purpose. Is there any guidance that you've been ignoring lately? If so, you may be feeling stuck right now. This number sequence is heaven's way of alerting you to the fact that you must do your part in the co-creation process. This means listening to and following your Divine guidance to take certain actions.
Combinations of 4's
4's and 1's, such as 441 or 411— The angels are recommending that you watch your thoughts right now. They counsel you to make a wish, as you are in a gateway that will manifest your thoughts right at this moment. (Note: 411 means "Ask the angels for some vital information that you need right now.")
4's and 2's, such as 422 or 442—As it says in the spiritual text A Course in Miracles, "The angels nurse your newborn purpose." This is a sign that you have help from above in making your desired transitions. This is a time when you especially need to know that you're not alone. The 2 and 4 number sequences are a signal from your angels to tell you that they're working very closely with you right now.
4's and 3's, such as 443 or 433—You have a lot of help around you right now! Both the ascended masters and the angels are here to assist, guide, and love you. Reach out to them, as they are reaching out to you.
4's and 5's, such as 455 or 445—Your angels are involved 6 in one of your significant life changes right now.
4's and 6's, such as 446 or 466—Your angels caution you that your focus is too much on the material world. They ask you to surrender your worries to them so that they can intervene. Balance your focus between heaven and earth, and know that your supply is truly unlimited, especially when you work hand-in-hand with the Divine.
4's and 7's, such as 477 or 447—The angels congratulate you and say, "Keep up the great work! You are on a roll. Keep your thoughts focused, because it's having a big and positive effect."
4's and 8's, such as 488 or 448—This is a message from your angels that a phase of your life is about to end. They want you to know that as things slow down, they are with you and will be helping to guide you to a new situation better suited to your needs, desires, and purpose.
4's and 9's, such as 494 or 449—The angels say to you that it's time to let go of a situation that has ended. They remind you that, as one door closes, another one opens. The angels are certainly helping you to open new doors and to heal from any pain that accompanies the transition that you are now undergoing. Please ask your angels to help you have faith that these endings and beginnings are answers to your prayers.
4's and 0's, such as 440 or 400—God and the angels want you to know that you are very, very loved. They ask you to take a moment to feel this love, as it will answer many of your questions and resolve any challenge.
Combinations of 5's
5's and 1's, such as 511 or 515—Your thoughts are creating the changes in your life. Keep steering your thoughts in your desired direction. If the changes that you see forthcoming are not desired, you can stop or alter them by modifying your thoughts.
5's and 2's, such as 522 or 552—Your prayers and intentions have been clear, strong, and without reservations. Therefore, expect a change to come about faster than you may have foreseen. Don't let it throw you when your wishes come true. They may come about in unexpected ways, so hold on to your faith. Talk to God often, and ask for reassurance.
5's and 3's, such as 533 or 553—The ascended masters want to prepare you for a big life change that is imminent. They want you to know that they are holding your hand through this change and that everything will be all right. Embrace the change, and look for the blessings within it.
5's and 4's, such as 554 or 544—Your angels are involved in one of your significant life changes right now.
5's and 6's, such as 556 or 566—Your material life is changing significantly, such as a new home, car, or other possession.
5's and 7's, such as 577 or 575—This is a validation that you are "en target" with an impending change that will enrich you either physically, emotionally, or intellectually—or a combination of all three. Stay on course and you will soon see the evidence of how the changes add to your own life and to that of those mound you.
5's and 8's, such as 588 or 558—This number sequence signifies that you are at the 11th hour, right before the change. Do not fear it, as you will be supported and loved throughout this change, which is now imminent.
5's and 9's, such as 599 or 595—In order for the new change to manifest, it's important to release the past. This number sequence asks you to let go of the old and know that it served a vital function during its time. However, life is fluid and change is inevitable. Know that the new is standing at your doorway, waiting for you to let it in. You invite the new in as you detach with love from the old.
5's and 0's, such as 500 or 550—An important message that lets you know that your life changes are in Divine and perfect order. They are a gift from God and in alignment with God's will for your higher self.
Combinations of 6's
6's and 1's, such as 611 or 661—Keep your thoughts heavenward, and let go of materially minded worries. (Note: 611 means "Ask for help in repairing something in the material world that is irritating or bothering you right now.")
6's and 2's, such as 622 or 662—A new purchase or acquisition is coming your way.
6's and 3's, such as 663 or 633—Your ascended masters are helping you manifest the material items you need for your Divine life purpose. Whether that means money for tuition, or outlets for you to conduct your teaching or healing work, the masters are working to bring it to you. They want you to know that you deserve to receive this help, as it will better enable you to give to others.
6's and 4's, such as 644 or 664—Your angels caution you that your focus is too much on the material world. They ask you to surrender your worries to them so that they can intervene. Balance your focus between heaven and earth, and know that your supply is truly unlimited, especially when you work hand-in-hand with the Divine.
6's and 5's, such as 665 or 655—Your material life is changing significantly, such as a new home, car, or other possession.
6's and 7's, such as 667 or 677—A validation that your thoughts and work with the material world are right on the mark. You have successfully balanced your thoughts and activities so that you are taking care of the mind, body, and spirit. Keep up the great work!
6's and 8's, such as 668 or 688—You are about to part ways with something in your material world, such as selling a possession. If you do not intend to lose or sell anything in your material life, you can change your thoughts and alter this direction. However, if you are intent on selling or detaching from some-thing material in your life, consider this a sign that your wish is about to come true.
6's and 9's, such as 669 or 699--Detach from your material items, especially if you have had any obsession with any particular type of material possession. This number sequence asks you to let go and detach. Also, this is a message that something in your life that you have sold or lost is about to be replaced with something better. Be open to receiving new possessions that exceed your expectations, as you are ready to be upgraded. You deserve the best!
6's and 0's, such as 600 or 660—This is a message from your Creator about your material life. Divine guidance from God asks you to focus less on Earthly desires. It's not that God is asking you to live an impoverished life, but rather, that your Creator asks you to try a more spiritual approach to having your needs met. Know that God is within you and is your source for everything you need. Simply hold faith and gratitude, and be open to signs or new opportunities that will bring your material needs to you. "Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and all the rest will be added unto you" is the heart of this number sequence's message. You can get more information on this process by reading The Abundance Book by John Randolph Price (published by Hay House) or by reading "The Sermon on the Mount" in the Gospel of Matthew.
Combinations of 7's
7's and 1's, such as 711 or 771—This is confirmation that you are doing great You are on the right path, so keep going! This is a sign that you have chosen your thoughts well, and it should inspire you to focus even more steadily on your objectives. Be sure to add appropriate emotions to your thoughts—for instance, feeling grateful for the gifts you have in life. Gratitude will speed the process of your manifestations.
7's and 2's, such as 722 or 772—Have you recently applied for a new job, admission to a school, or a loan? These numbers signal good news. They ask you to hang tight and not to allow your faith to waver.
7's and 3's, such as 773 or 733—The ascended masters are joyful. Not only do they see your true inner Divinity, but they also agree with the path that you have chosen. They want you to know that you deserve happiness, and to allow the flow of holy bliss that comes with your Divine heritage and chosen path.
7's and 4's, such as 774 or 774—The angels congratulate
you and say, "Keep up the great work! You are on a roll. Keep your thoughts focused, because it's having a big and positive effect."
7's and 5's, such as 775 or 755—This is a validation that you are "on target" with an impending change that will enrich you either physically, emotionally, or intellectually—or a combination of all three. Stay on course and you will soon see the evidence of how the changes add to your own life, and to that of those around you.
7's and 6's, such as 776 or 766—A validation that your thoughts and work with the material world are right on the mark. You have successfully balanced your thoughts and activities so that you are taking care of the mind, body, and spirit. Keep up the great work!
7's and 8's, such as 778 or 788—Have you been feeling that some part of your life, such as a job or a relationship, is ending? This is a validation that your feelings are correct. The end could mean a significant positive change in the situation, or it could mean that some part of your life is nearing completion. Regardless, this number sequence heralds good news about a forthcoming positive change involving the completion of an intense situation. Hang tight, because your life is about to get easier.
7's and 9's, such as 779 or 799—Congratulations! You are shedding old parts of your life that no longer fit who you are. You are living a more authentic life that is in integrity with your highest view of yourself. This number sequence applauds your decisions to live honestly.
7's and 0's, such as 700 or 770—An "atta boy" or "atta girl" directly from God, giving you accolades for the mental, spiritual, and physical work you've been doing. You are helping yourself and many other people with your current path, and God asks you to continue with your great work.
Combinations of 8's
8's and 1's, such as 811 or 881—You are nearing the end of a significant phase of your life. If you are tired of some part of your life, be glad that it will soon be healed or replaced with something better. Surrender and release those parts of your life that aren't working, as your thoughts of a better life are coming to pass.
8's and 2's, such as 822 or 882—One door is beginning to open, and another door is beginning to close. Be sure to listen to your intuition very closely right now, as it will guide you to take steps that will ensure your steady abundance during these transitions.
8's and 3's, such as 883 or 833—"Keep going," the masters say to you. Boost the energy and focus of your thoughts and feelings. Realign your outlook with the knowledge of your oneness with God, everyone, and all of life.
8's and 4's, such as 884 or 844—This is a message from your angels that a phase of your life is about to end. They want you to know that as things slow down, they are with you and will be helping to guide you to a new situation better suited to your needs, desires, and purpose.
8's and 5's, such as 885 or 855—This number sequence signifies that you are at the 11th hour, right before the change. Do not fear this change, as you will be supported and loved through-out this change, which is now imminent.
8's and 6's, such as 886 or 866—You are about to part ways with something in your material world, such as selling a possession. If you do not intend to lose or sell anything in your mated-at life, you can change your thoughts and alter this direction. However, if you are intent on selling or detaching from some-thing material in your life, consider this a sign that your wish is about to come true.
8's and 7's, such as 887 or 877--Have you been feeling that some part of your life, such as a job or a relationship, is ending? This is a validation that your feelings are correct. The end could mean a significant positive change in the situation, or it could mean that some part of your life is nearing completion. Regardless, this number sequence heralds good news about a forthcoming positive change involving the completion of an intense situation. Hang tight, because your life is about to get easier.
8's and 9's, such as 889 or 899—Some significant phase in your life has come to an end, bringing with it other events that will also end in a domino effect. Like a train coming to the end of the line, one car will stop while the following train cars will take a moment to slow down before stopping. This number sequence is a message that you are going through a chain of event, where many parts of your life are slowing and stopping. Worry not, though, because these changes are necessary for new sequences and circumstances to begin for you.
8's and 0's, such as 800 or 808—A message from your Divine Creator, signifying that the impending endings are part of your overall Divine plan. They are answers to your prayers, and are in alignment with God's will for you. Ask God to help you allay any fears or worries you may have about these upcoming changes.
Combinations of 9's
9's and 1's, such as 991 or 919—A new door has opened for you as a product of your thoughts. You now have the opportunity to stare your thoughts in the face and come eye-to-eye with your own creations. Let the old fall away, as it is replaced with the new in accordance with your desires.
9's and 2's, such as 992 or 922—If you've recently suffered a loss (job, lover, etc.), expect it to be replaced in the very near future. Everything is working in your favor, although there may be so much behind-the-scenes" activity involved that you wonder if God has forgotten about you. Worry not! Feel the energy of your life, which is moving forward right now. You are not being punished by your recent loss. The universe is, instead, preparing you for newness.
9's and 3's, such as 993 or 939—A strong message to let go of situations in your life that aren't in integrity or that have served their purpose. Do not artificially hang on to situations because of fears. Know that each and every moment you are taken care of. It is vital that you hold a positive viewpoint about yourself and your future. This viewpoint actually creates what you will experience, so ask the masters to help you choose your thoughts from the high paint of love.
9's and 4's, such as 994 or 944—The angels say to you that it's time to let go of a situation that has ended. They remind you that as one door closes, another one opens. The angels are certainly helping you open new doors and to heal from any pain that accompanies the transition that you are now undergoing. Please ask your angels to help you to have faith that these endings and beginnings are answers to your prayers.
9's and 5's, such as 959 or 995—In order for the new change to manifest, it's important to release the past. This number sequence asks you to let go of the old and know that it served a vital function during its time. However, life is fluid and change is inevitable. Know that the new is standing at your doorway, waiting for you to let it in. You invite the new in as you detach with love from the old.
9's and 6's, such as 966 or 996—Detach from your material items, especially if you have had any obsession with any particular type of material possession. This number sequence asks you to let go and detach. Also, it is a message that something in your life that you have sold or lost is about to be replaced with something better. Be open to receiving new possessions that exceed your expectations, as you are ready to be upgraded. You deserve the best!
9's and 7's, such as 977 or 997—Congratulations! You are shedding old parts of your life that no longer fit who you are. You are living a more authentic life that is in integrity with your highest view of yourself. This number sequence applauds your decisions to live honestly.
9's and 8's, such as 998 or 988—Some significant phase in your life has come to an end, bringing with it other events that will also end in a domino effect. Like a train coming to the end of the line, one car will stop while the following train cars will take a moment to slow down before stopping. This number sequence is a message that you are going through a chain of events where a lot of parts of your life are slowing and stopping. Worry not, though, because these changes are necessary for new sequences and circumstances to begin for you.
9's and 0's, such as 900 or 909—This is a message from your Creator signifying that the part of your life that has just ended is Divinely guided. Nothing is ever truly lost. There is no death, and there are no accidents. Your recent life change, in which a significant part of your life has been halted or altered, is actually an answer to your prayer. God is letting you know that He is not taking anything away from you or "causing" your loss. Rather, your life plan or prayers called this life change to you, through your own God-given power. Be willing to forgive every-one involved so that you can be light and free as you enter into a beautiful new phase of life.
Combinations of 0's
0's and 1's, such as 001 or 010—Powerful Divine guidance from God and the angels asks you to alter your thoughts. Perhaps you have been praying to be happier and healthier. If so, this is an answer to your prayers. God knows that the solution for which you seek is born within your thoughts. Ask God to guide the direction of your thoughts, and support you during your time of transition.
0's and 2's, such as 002 or 020—God wants you to know , that He has not forgotten or abandoned you. He loves you very, very much! In fact, God is orchestrating a wonderful new phase of your life for you. Talk to God often, and you'll feel this forth-coming miracle. God also reminds you about the importance of "Divine timing" Sometimes certain factors need to fall into place first before your desired outcome can be reached. As long as you hold strong in your thoughts and faith, there is nothing blocking you from attaining your desire.
0's and 3's, such as 003 or 300—God and the ascended masters are trying to get your attention, most likely related to your Divine life purpose. Is there any guidance that you've been ignoring lately? If so, you may be feeling stuck right now. This number sequence is heaven's may of alerting you to the fact that you must do your part in the co-creation process. This means listening to and following your Divine guidance to take certain actions.
0's and 4's, such as 040 or 400—Gad and the angels want you to know that you are very, very loved. They ask you to take a moment to feel this love, as it will answer many of your questions and resolve any challenge.
On and 5's, such as 050 or 055's; and 0's, such as 500 or 550—An important message that lets you know that your life changes are in Divine and perfect order. They are a gift from God, and in alignment with God's will for your higher self.
0's and 6's, such as 006 or 066—A message from your Creator about your material life. Divine guidance from God asks you to let go of being overly focused on Earthly desires. It's not that God is asking you to live an impoverished life, but that your Creator asks you to have a more spiritual approach to having your needs met. Know that God is within you and is your source for everything you need. Simply hold faith and gratitude, and be open to intuition or new opportunities that will bring your material needs to you. "Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and all the rest will be added unto you" is the heart of this number sequence's message. You can get more information on this process by reading The Abundance Book by John Randolph Price (published by Hay House) or by reading "The Sermon on the Mount" in the Gospel of Matthew.
0's and 7's, such as 007 or 070—A pat on the back from God, giving you accolades for the mental, spiritual, and physical work you've been doing. You are helping yourself and many other people with your current path, and God asks you to continue with your great work.
0's and 8's, such as 088 or 080—A message from your Divine Creator signifying that the impending endings are part of your overall Divine plan. They are answers to your prayers, and are in alignment with God's will for you. Ask God to help you allay any fears or worries you may have about these upcoming changes.
0's and 9's, such as 099 or 090—A message from your Creator signifying that the part of your life that has just ended is Divinely guided. Nothing is ever truly lost. There is no death and there are no accidents. Your recent life change, in which a significant part of your life has been halted or altered, is actually an answer to your prayer. God is letting you know that He is not taking anything away from you or "causing" your loss. Rather, your life plan or prayers called this life change to you through your own God-given power. Be willing to forgive everyone involved so that you can be light and free as you enter into a beautiful new phase of life.
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Friday, August 12, 2005
Naughty jokes
John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"
Grandpa: "Yes,but only oral."
John says: "What is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F**k you, and she says: F**k you too."
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten f**k me again.
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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet.
She said to Santa: सुसु करने की जगह दिखाओ.
Santa: U naughty girl, पहले तुम दिखाओ.
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Pappu sees his parents having sex.
Pappu: Papa, क्या कर रहे हो?
Santa: Petrol भर रहा हूँ
Pappu: Avg check कराओ, अभी तो Banta uncle डाल कर गए हैं
Grandpa: "Yes,but only oral."
John says: "What is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F**k you, and she says: F**k you too."
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten f**k me again.
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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet.
She said to Santa: सुसु करने की जगह दिखाओ.
Santa: U naughty girl, पहले तुम दिखाओ.
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Pappu sees his parents having sex.
Pappu: Papa, क्या कर रहे हो?
Santa: Petrol भर रहा हूँ
Pappu: Avg check कराओ, अभी तो Banta uncle डाल कर गए हैं
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Captain Kirk is Canadian
William Shatner, who hosted a gala last Thursday at Montreal's Just For Laughs festival, delivered what was generally conceded to be the best opening bit of the fest with his own spoof of Molson's I Am Canadian rant. TV viewers will see it this fall when Just For Laughs begins airing new
episodes on CBC.
"Hey, I'm not a Starfleet Commander or T.J. Hooker.
I don't live on Starship NCC dash 1701 or own a phaser.
I don't know anyone named Bones, Sulu or Spock.
And no, I've never had Green Alien Sex-although I'm sure it would be quite an evening.
I speak English and French, not Klingon. I drink Labatt's, not Romulan Ale.
And when someone says to me, 'Live long and prosper,' I seriously mean it when I say 'Get a life!'
My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg.
And Tribbles were puppets! Not real animals!! Puppets!!!
And when I speak, I never, ever, talk / like / every / word / is / its / own / sentence!
I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal.
I believe in Priceline Dot Com, where you never have to pay full price for airline tickets, hotels and car rentals.
I have appeared on stage at Stratford, Carnegie Hall, Albert Hall and at the Monkland Theatre in NDG (Notre Dame de Grace).
And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before. But I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission.
My name is William Shatner and I AM CANADIAN."
episodes on CBC.
"Hey, I'm not a Starfleet Commander or T.J. Hooker.
I don't live on Starship NCC dash 1701 or own a phaser.
I don't know anyone named Bones, Sulu or Spock.
And no, I've never had Green Alien Sex-although I'm sure it would be quite an evening.
I speak English and French, not Klingon. I drink Labatt's, not Romulan Ale.
And when someone says to me, 'Live long and prosper,' I seriously mean it when I say 'Get a life!'
My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg.
And Tribbles were puppets! Not real animals!! Puppets!!!
And when I speak, I never, ever, talk / like / every / word / is / its / own / sentence!
I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal.
I believe in Priceline Dot Com, where you never have to pay full price for airline tickets, hotels and car rentals.
I have appeared on stage at Stratford, Carnegie Hall, Albert Hall and at the Monkland Theatre in NDG (Notre Dame de Grace).
And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before. But I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission.
My name is William Shatner and I AM CANADIAN."
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Lord's Light
An 90 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen."
The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual
life." The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said.
"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"He what?" she cried.
"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual
life." The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said.
"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"He what?" she cried.
"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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