Carjacking in Reverse

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them
at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if
required.... so get out of the car.The 4 men didn't wait around for a second
invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load
her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.

Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition.Her car was identical and
parked four/five spaces further down.She loaded her bags into her car and
drove to the police station.The sergeant that she told the story to nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter
where 4 pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly white
woman....no charges were filed.