Ha!

A wealthy couple had planned to go to a party for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they'd be home very late and encouraged him to just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

Looking at the butler, she smiled and said: "Jeeves, take off my dress." He did this slowly and carefully.

"Jeeves," she then said, " take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she whispered, "remove my bra and panties."

As he did this, the tension continued to mount. As they looked deeply into each others eyes, the woman finally broke the silence.

"Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired."