Friday, February 08, 2008

Look who's dumb

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which one do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Monday, February 04, 2008

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!

'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.'

'But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leavame your Rolex watch instead?'

'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna dabusiness.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos'

'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife innabed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to your watch andsay 'Times up'?