Monday, July 21, 2008

Engrish

Sloppy English Syntax

Wadi Sindhi Mother

You're divorcing Khishoo? You're divorcing Khishoo? Are you going out of your mind?

Mama, all he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of an one rupee coin when it used to be the size of a tiny 25p.

Chario, the mother says, you are married to a sutto multi-millionaire businessman from Hang Kang, you live in an 25,000 square ft, 14 bedroom, 7 bathroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari F430 Spider, you get $10,000 a week spending money, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for just 75 paise?

Monday, July 07, 2008

नसबंदी पर नेक विचार

नसबंदी की टीम को दुबारा अपने गाव मे देख कर एक बुढा बोला, "इन लोगो ने कनेक्शन तो पहले ही काट दिया था। अब क्या handset भी ले जायेंगे?