Naughty jokes

John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"
Grandpa: "Yes,but only oral."
John says: "What is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F**k you, and she says: F**k you too."

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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten f**k me again.

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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet.
She said to Santa: सुसु करने की जगह दिखाओ.
Santa: U naughty girl, पहले तुम दिखाओ.

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Pappu sees his parents having sex.
Pappu: Papa, क्या कर रहे हो?
Santa: Petrol भर रहा हूँ
Pappu: Avg check कराओ, अभी तो Banta uncle डाल कर गए हैं