PRICELESS....

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and
a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins
and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He
asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So,
why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "hey !!!!!!!
leave me alone! I'm married!"

MORAL:


Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20, 000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!