Humpty Dumpty ogling at girls on the wall
Hoping to find a date for the GraveDancer's Ball
Too bad he had to answer Nature's call
when he was so far away from the loo in the mall
Using a brick as toilet paper
to wipe his behind amidst the fuming vapor
His doodie wipe turned out to be a treacherous caper
And he fell into his doodie with his soiled scraper
BTW, what's with the suggestive name, Humpty Dumpty?
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