Air guitar for sale

From The US Air Guitar Championships Website:

If you've seen an air guitar advertised for sale on eBay, don't be fooled. While they claim authenticity -- and will likely attempt to convince you of the same with subtle humor -- never been played, lightweight -- be aware that an air guitar is not something that can be bought and sold.

An air guitar is something you're born with it. Like everything that matters, it can neither be created nor destroyed. It is yours for life and you may do with it as you and only you see fit.

Some claim that you can sell your air guitar to the devil at the crossroads. Also not true: you can sell your soul to the devil in the hope that you'll receive in return some idea of what you're meant to do with the air guitar you have. But the devil has no interest in your air guitar. The devil is already trying to get rid of his on eBay

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EBay Air Guitar Links:
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