Have you noticed that all aircraft loos have an "Attendant Call" button? Since there wasn't much for me to do except shuffle and grunt, I got thinking of a couple of wierd scenarios that could cause it to be pressed. So here goes:
- Yiiiiiikes, no tissue!!!!
- I can't breathe in here. Do you have some air freshener?
- Ouieeeee... My pecker is stuck in my zipper.... Could someone call a doctor?
- What's a 3-letter word for "a type of candy"?
- I am going to take a while here... Asian vegetarian meal for 36D in case you start serving food
- Can you get me a beer please?
- Look how high I peed
- (When the seat belt sign is on) Where's my seat belt? The flight crew did not mention this in their instructions...
- (Someone with no arms like the Thakur in Sholay) Ma'am, I am done here. Could you please wipe my ...
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